Most of you know the rumor about how Wade Boggs drinks like a fish. For those of you that don’t check out these links:
Jeff Nelson first reported it on a radio show at one point: http://tastybooze.com/2007/04/the-origin-of-boggs/
A PTI discussion with the legend himself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Gx8OmO9Rk
As an open discussion, what other major leaguers would you want on your Fantasy Baseball Drinking Lineup?
Past nominees include – Esteban Loaiza, Rafael Furcal, Sal Fasano, the late Rod Beck, the entire 1990 Cincinnati Reds bullpen, John Kruk, Tony LaRussa, and Big Cecil Fielder.
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C Carlton Fisk
1B David Ortiz
2B Jeff Kent
3B Wade Boggs
SS Derek Jeter
OF Babe Ruth
OF Ty Cobb
OF Deion Sanders/Rickey Henderson
DH Travis Hafner
SP Nolan Ryan
SP CC Sabathia
SP Jack McDowell
SP Pedro Martinez
SP Bob Gibson
RP Todd Jones
RP Bob Wickman
RP Rod Beck (RIP)
RP John Rocker
Manager- Jim Leyland
Announcer- Bob Uecker
David “Boomer” Wells needs to be in the starting rotation. When it comes to booze, he’s an ace.
wickedobnoxious, that’s a heck of a regular fantasy lineup as well.
I would also probably want Cal Ripken Jr. Based on that man’s dedication to playing the game every day, I’m pretty sure you can always count on him for a 7-11-doubles marathon session.
In batting order:
SS – Rafael Furcal – Someone has to drive and Esteban Loaiza told me he was busy.
2B – Chase Utley – Dominates the category for fantasy baseball and drinking.
OF – Ryan Braun – Admitted that one of the deciding factors in attending The U was “the women.”
OF – Vladimir Guerrero – If he chases women the way he chases pitches, you can’t go wrong (Ed. Note: Since this list was first made two years ago, it has been rumored that, along with a nice roasted goat, Vlad apparently really enjoys the company of the ladies).
DH – David Ortiz – Muscle to protect our group from anyone offended by….
1B – Kevin Millar – The obvious pick. Always ready for a shot of Jack.
3B – Ryan Zimmerman – Always fun to be at a bar with a buddy who strikes out a lot.
OF – Aaron Rowand – The upside/sleeper pick. Hoping he boozes with the same reckless abandon he shows in the outfield.
C – Paul Lo Duca – Helps keep the underage girls away from everyone else.
SP – Randy Johnson – I can easily see myself sipping a few brews and throwing in a lipper with the Big Unit. Hopefully he’d show up with a sleeveless Pabst t-shirt tucked into a pair of Wranglers…we’d drink the day away, talking about the toughest outs in the NL West, bringing the inside heat, and the majesty of a well groomed mullet.
SP – Brett Myers – Not afraid to step up if trouble breaks out while Ortiz is in the bathroom.
RP – Jonathan Broxton – Can obviously pound a case quickly.
RP – Chad Cordero – The Chief is probably hilarious once he hits the sauce.
We forgot to include a section for fans.
Definitely would like to have a beer with Big Red:
http://lookoutlanding.com/images/admin/redgetsbatseq.JPG
check out his interview
http://lookoutlanding.com/
“The 3 footer (Beltre Bobblehead) is posted up on my mini fridge in the living room so when we bump uglies on the couch he gets to watch. If we’re doing a really good job we can even get him to bob his head in rhythm with us, its kinda creepy but I don’t have time to worry about that. In my room I have a giant poster of Jack Nicholson from the Shining so its either Beltre or Jack staring at you if you decide to hump people at my place.”
also, this guy, Big-Lo, a Seattle legend. He goes to every home game for every team.
but it might be tough to keep up – he is 6′7 470. He has had a crazy life, something like 3 heart attacks, legal dead twice 3 relatives murdered in three separate incidents, and he won the lottery twice.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/sports/2002158448_biglo23x.html
that is a crazy story about the superfan. Winning the biggest loser would be good for him in a lot of ways.