As of 5/12/08
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Wicked Obnoxious |
Ghosts |
Dynasty Killas |
Wally Backman |
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Batters |
| 1 |
Carlos Gómez |
Álex Ríos |
Aramis Ramírez |
Brandon Inge |
| 2 |
Casey Kotchman |
Carlos Lee |
Bill Hall |
Carlos Quentin |
| 3 |
Hunter Pence |
Blake DeWitt |
Brad Hawpe |
Chris Young |
| 4 |
Jeff Clement |
Gary Sheffield |
Brandon Phillips |
David Ortiz |
| 5 |
Juan Pierre |
Geovany Soto |
Carlos Delgado |
David Wright |
| 6 |
Matt Kemp |
Jay Bruce |
Felipe López |
Jack Cust |
| 7 |
Miguel Cabrera |
José Reyes |
Frank Thomas |
Jeff Keppinger |
| 8 |
Miguel Tejada |
Kelly Johnson |
Fred Lewis |
Jim Thome |
| 9 |
Rick Ankiel |
Mike Jacobs |
Hanley Ramírez |
Mark DeRosa |
| 10 |
Russell Martin |
Nick Swisher |
Joey Votto |
Michael Bourn |
| 11 |
Ryan Howard |
Prince Fielder |
Ken Griffey Jr. |
Nate McLouth |
| 12 |
Travis Hafner |
Reggie Willits |
Mike Napoli |
Víctor Martínez |
| 13 |
Wladimir Balentien |
Ryan Church |
Paul Konerko |
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| 14 |
Ty Wigginton |
Yunel Escobar |
Chris Iannetta |
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| 15 |
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Pitchers |
| 1 |
Chad Billingsley |
A.J. Burnett |
Aaron Harang |
Bobby Jenks |
| 2 |
Dustin McGowan |
Brian Fuentes |
Carlos Mármol |
Brandon Lyon |
| 3 |
George Sherrill |
C.J. Wilson |
Edinson Vólquez |
Brian Wilson |
| 4 |
Hideki Okajima |
Carlos Zambrano |
Heath Bell |
Carlos Silva |
| 5 |
Ian Snell |
Guillermo Mota |
J.J. Putz |
Fausto Carmona |
| 6 |
Johnny Cueto |
Joba Chamberlain |
Jair Jurrjens |
Félix Hernández |
| 7 |
Kevin Gregg |
Joe Blanton |
Jake Peavy |
Gavin Floyd |
| 8 |
Matt Cain |
Jonathan Papelbon |
John Maine |
Joe Nathan |
| 9 |
Randy Johnson |
Ryan Dempster |
Matt Thornton |
Oliver Pérez |
| 10 |
Scot Shields |
Max Scherzer |
Todd Jones |
Randy Wolf |
| 11 |
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Shaun Marcum |
| 12 |
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Zack Greinke |
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| DL |
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Mark Prior |
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Howie Kendrick |
| DL |
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Joel Zumaya |
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RA Dickey Dicks |
Cuddle Rapers |
Lecherous |
Three Seashells |
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Batters |
| 1 |
Adam Dunn |
Aaron Rowand |
Billy Butler |
A.J. Pierzynski |
| 2 |
Adam LaRoche |
Adrián Béltre |
Carlos Beltrán |
Aaron Hill |
| 3 |
Brian Roberts |
Albert Pujols |
Chipper Jones |
Alex Gordon |
| 4 |
Conor Jackson |
Delmon Young |
Chone Figgins |
Eric Byrnes |
| 5 |
Derrek Lee |
Hideki Matsui |
Derek Jeter |
Ichiro Suzuki |
| 6 |
Edwin Encarnación |
J.D. Drew |
Garrett Atkins |
Jermaine Dye |
| 7 |
Xavier Nady |
Jacoby Ellsbury |
Jeremy Hermida |
Jorge Cantú |
| 8 |
J.R. Towles |
Jason Bartlett |
Josh Hamilton |
Kazuo Matsui |
| 9 |
Joe Crede |
Jason Varitek |
Ryan Ludwick |
Kosuke Fukudome |
| 10 |
Lance Berkman |
Matt Holliday |
Luke Scott |
Luis Castillo |
| 11 |
Ryan Freel |
Plácido Polanco |
Ryan Doumit |
Michael Cuddyer |
| 12 |
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Ryan Theriot |
Vernon Wells |
Michael Young |
| 13 |
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Scott Rolen |
Curtis Granderson |
Nick Markakis |
| 14 |
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| 15 |
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Pitchers |
| 1 |
B.J. Ryan |
Al Reyes |
Hong-Chih Kuo |
Andy Sonnanstine |
| 2 |
Chad Cordero |
Barry Zito |
Aquilino López |
Ben Sheets |
| 3 |
Daisuke Matsuzaka |
Brett Myers |
Chris Young |
Billy Wagner |
| 4 |
Ervin Santana |
David Weathers |
Erik Bedard |
C.C. Sabathia |
| 5 |
Francisco Cordero |
Derek Lowe |
Jon Rauch |
Dan Wheeler |
| 6 |
Francisco Liriano |
Eric Gagne |
Justin Duchscherer |
Dana Eveland |
| 7 |
Brian Shouse |
Jeff Suppan |
Armando Galarraga |
Francisco Rodríguez |
| 8 |
Dainiel Cabrera |
Justin Miller |
Matt Capps |
Jo-Jo Reyes |
| 9 |
Homer Bailey |
Justin Verlander |
Rafael Betancourt |
Jon Garland |
| 10 |
Luke Hochevar |
Kyle Lohse |
Ryan Franklin |
Kevin Slowey |
| 11 |
Mariano Rivera |
Scott Kazmir |
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Scott Baker |
| 12 |
Tim Lincecum |
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| DL |
Jorge Posada |
Jimmy Rollins |
John Lackey |
Álex Rodríguez |
| DL |
Pedro Martínez |
Dontrelle Willis |
Wandy Rodríguez |
Chris Carpenter |
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Worst Team Ever |
Da Jesus |
Chase-ing Pink |
Mustache |
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Batters |
| 1 |
Andruw Jones |
Akinori Iwamura |
Clint Barmes |
Aubrey Huff |
| 2 |
Carlos Peña |
Bobby Abreu |
Adrián González |
Bengie Molina |
| 3 |
Dan Uggla |
Bobby Crosby |
Andre Ethier |
Eric Chávez |
| 4 |
Jarrod Saltalamacchia |
Corey Patterson |
Carl Crawford |
Garret Anderson |
| 5 |
Jason Bay |
Evan Longoria |
Chase Headley |
Gary Matthews Jr. |
| 6 |
Jason Giambi |
Grady Sizemore |
Chase Utley |
Ian Kinsler |
| 7 |
Johnny Damon |
Jayson Werth |
Chris Snyder |
Iván Rodríguez |
| 8 |
Justin Morneau |
Joe Mauer |
Coco Crisp |
James Loney |
| 9 |
Kurt Suzuki |
José Guillén |
Corey Hart |
Jeff Kent |
| 10 |
Orlando Hudson |
Mark Teixeira |
Eugenio Velez |
Magglio Ordóñez |
| 11 |
Rafael Furcal |
Matt Stairs |
Jeff Francoeur |
Mike Cameron |
| 12 |
Ryan Zimmerman |
Raúl Ibañez |
Jhonny Peralta |
Mike Lowell |
| 13 |
Shane Victorino |
Rickie Weeks |
Pat Burrell |
Orlando Cabrera |
| 14 |
Skip Schumaker |
Ronny Cedeño |
Ryan Braun |
Troy Glaus |
| 15 |
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Ryan Garko |
Vladimir Guerrero |
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Pitchers |
| 1 |
Troy Percival |
Brad Lidge |
Brandon Webb |
Andy Pettitte |
| 2 |
Clay Buchholz |
Cole Hamels |
Brian Bannister |
Brad Penny |
| 3 |
Jeremy Guthrie |
Greg Maddux |
Jered Weaver |
Huston Street |
| 4 |
Joe Saunders |
J.C. Romero |
Vincente Padilla |
Mark Buehrle |
| 5 |
Johan Santana |
James Shields |
Joakim Soria |
Roy Halladay |
| 6 |
Manuel Corpas |
Jared Burton |
Joey Devine |
Tim Hudson |
| 7 |
Rich Hill |
Jeff Francis |
John Danks |
Trevor Hoffman |
| 8 |
Santiago Casilla |
Joaquín Benoit |
Jonathan Broxton |
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Shawn Hill |
José Valverde |
Garrett Olsen |
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| 10 |
Rich Harden |
Micah Owings |
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| 12 |
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| DL |
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Troy Tulowitzki |
Yovani Gallardo |
Joe Borowski |
| DL |
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Jeremy Accardo |
Henry Owens |
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Cy Hughes |
Angry Anteaters |
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