As of 5/12/08
| Wicked Obnoxious | Ghosts | Dynasty Killas | Wally Backman | |
| Batters | ||||
| 1 | Carlos Gómez | Álex Ríos | Aramis Ramírez | Brandon Inge |
| 2 | Casey Kotchman | Carlos Lee | Bill Hall | Carlos Quentin |
| 3 | Hunter Pence | Blake DeWitt | Brad Hawpe | Chris Young |
| 4 | Jeff Clement | Gary Sheffield | Brandon Phillips | David Ortiz |
| 5 | Juan Pierre | Geovany Soto | Carlos Delgado | David Wright |
| 6 | Matt Kemp | Jay Bruce | Felipe López | Jack Cust |
| 7 | Miguel Cabrera | José Reyes | Frank Thomas | Jeff Keppinger |
| 8 | Miguel Tejada | Kelly Johnson | Fred Lewis | Jim Thome |
| 9 | Rick Ankiel | Mike Jacobs | Hanley Ramírez | Mark DeRosa |
| 10 | Russell Martin | Nick Swisher | Joey Votto | Michael Bourn |
| 11 | Ryan Howard | Prince Fielder | Ken Griffey Jr. | Nate McLouth |
| 12 | Travis Hafner | Reggie Willits | Mike Napoli | Víctor Martínez |
| 13 | Wladimir Balentien | Ryan Church | Paul Konerko | |
| 14 | Ty Wigginton | Yunel Escobar | Chris Iannetta | |
| 15 | ||||
| Pitchers | ||||
| 1 | Chad Billingsley | A.J. Burnett | Aaron Harang | Bobby Jenks |
| 2 | Dustin McGowan | Brian Fuentes | Carlos Mármol | Brandon Lyon |
| 3 | George Sherrill | C.J. Wilson | Edinson Vólquez | Brian Wilson |
| 4 | Hideki Okajima | Carlos Zambrano | Heath Bell | Carlos Silva |
| 5 | Ian Snell | Guillermo Mota | J.J. Putz | Fausto Carmona |
| 6 | Johnny Cueto | Joba Chamberlain | Jair Jurrjens | Félix Hernández |
| 7 | Kevin Gregg | Joe Blanton | Jake Peavy | Gavin Floyd |
| 8 | Matt Cain | Jonathan Papelbon | John Maine | Joe Nathan |
| 9 | Randy Johnson | Ryan Dempster | Matt Thornton | Oliver Pérez |
| 10 | Scot Shields | Max Scherzer | Todd Jones | Randy Wolf |
| 11 | Shaun Marcum | |||
| 12 | Zack Greinke | |||
| DL | Mark Prior | Howie Kendrick | ||
| DL | Joel Zumaya | |||
| RA Dickey Dicks | Cuddle Rapers | Lecherous | Three Seashells | |
| Batters | ||||
| 1 | Adam Dunn | Aaron Rowand | Billy Butler | A.J. Pierzynski |
| 2 | Adam LaRoche | Adrián Béltre | Carlos Beltrán | Aaron Hill |
| 3 | Brian Roberts | Albert Pujols | Chipper Jones | Alex Gordon |
| 4 | Conor Jackson | Delmon Young | Chone Figgins | Eric Byrnes |
| 5 | Derrek Lee | Hideki Matsui | Derek Jeter | Ichiro Suzuki |
| 6 | Edwin Encarnación | J.D. Drew | Garrett Atkins | Jermaine Dye |
| 7 | Xavier Nady | Jacoby Ellsbury | Jeremy Hermida | Jorge Cantú |
| 8 | J.R. Towles | Jason Bartlett | Josh Hamilton | Kazuo Matsui |
| 9 | Joe Crede | Jason Varitek | Ryan Ludwick | Kosuke Fukudome |
| 10 | Lance Berkman | Matt Holliday | Luke Scott | Luis Castillo |
| 11 | Ryan Freel | Plácido Polanco | Ryan Doumit | Michael Cuddyer |
| 12 | Ryan Theriot | Vernon Wells | Michael Young | |
| 13 | Scott Rolen | Curtis Granderson | Nick Markakis | |
| 14 | ||||
| 15 | ||||
| Pitchers | ||||
| 1 | B.J. Ryan | Al Reyes | Hong-Chih Kuo | Andy Sonnanstine |
| 2 | Chad Cordero | Barry Zito | Aquilino López | Ben Sheets |
| 3 | Daisuke Matsuzaka | Brett Myers | Chris Young | Billy Wagner |
| 4 | Ervin Santana | David Weathers | Erik Bedard | C.C. Sabathia |
| 5 | Francisco Cordero | Derek Lowe | Jon Rauch | Dan Wheeler |
| 6 | Francisco Liriano | Eric Gagne | Justin Duchscherer | Dana Eveland |
| 7 | Brian Shouse | Jeff Suppan | Armando Galarraga | Francisco Rodríguez |
| 8 | Dainiel Cabrera | Justin Miller | Matt Capps | Jo-Jo Reyes |
| 9 | Homer Bailey | Justin Verlander | Rafael Betancourt | Jon Garland |
| 10 | Luke Hochevar | Kyle Lohse | Ryan Franklin | Kevin Slowey |
| 11 | Mariano Rivera | Scott Kazmir | Scott Baker | |
| 12 | Tim Lincecum | |||
| DL | Jorge Posada | Jimmy Rollins | John Lackey | Álex Rodríguez |
| DL | Pedro Martínez | Dontrelle Willis | Wandy Rodríguez | Chris Carpenter |
| Worst Team Ever | Da Jesus | Chase-ing Pink | Mustache | |
| Batters | ||||
| 1 | Andruw Jones | Akinori Iwamura | Clint Barmes | Aubrey Huff |
| 2 | Carlos Peña | Bobby Abreu | Adrián González | Bengie Molina |
| 3 | Dan Uggla | Bobby Crosby | Andre Ethier | Eric Chávez |
| 4 | Jarrod Saltalamacchia | Corey Patterson | Carl Crawford | Garret Anderson |
| 5 | Jason Bay | Evan Longoria | Chase Headley | Gary Matthews Jr. |
| 6 | Jason Giambi | Grady Sizemore | Chase Utley | Ian Kinsler |
| 7 | Johnny Damon | Jayson Werth | Chris Snyder | Iván Rodríguez |
| 8 | Justin Morneau | Joe Mauer | Coco Crisp | James Loney |
| 9 | Kurt Suzuki | José Guillén | Corey Hart | Jeff Kent |
| 10 | Orlando Hudson | Mark Teixeira | Eugenio Velez | Magglio Ordóñez |
| 11 | Rafael Furcal | Matt Stairs | Jeff Francoeur | Mike Cameron |
| 12 | Ryan Zimmerman | Raúl Ibañez | Jhonny Peralta | Mike Lowell |
| 13 | Shane Victorino | Rickie Weeks | Pat Burrell | Orlando Cabrera |
| 14 | Skip Schumaker | Ronny Cedeño | Ryan Braun | Troy Glaus |
| 15 | Ryan Garko | Vladimir Guerrero | ||
| Pitchers | ||||
| 1 | Troy Percival | Brad Lidge | Brandon Webb | Andy Pettitte |
| 2 | Clay Buchholz | Cole Hamels | Brian Bannister | Brad Penny |
| 3 | Jeremy Guthrie | Greg Maddux | Jered Weaver | Huston Street |
| 4 | Joe Saunders | J.C. Romero | Vincente Padilla | Mark Buehrle |
| 5 | Johan Santana | James Shields | Joakim Soria | Roy Halladay |
| 6 | Manuel Corpas | Jared Burton | Joey Devine | Tim Hudson |
| 7 | Rich Hill | Jeff Francis | John Danks | Trevor Hoffman |
| 8 | Santiago Casilla | Joaquín Benoit | Jonathan Broxton | |
| 9 | Shawn Hill | José Valverde | Garrett Olsen | |
| 10 | Rich Harden | Micah Owings | ||
| 11 | ||||
| 12 | ||||
| DL | Troy Tulowitzki | Yovani Gallardo | Joe Borowski | |
| DL | Jeremy Accardo | Henry Owens | ||
| Cy Hughes | Angry Anteaters | |
| Batters | ||
| 1 | B.J. Upton | Alfonso Soriano |
| 2 | Brian McCann | Carlos Guillén |
| 3 | Casey Blake | Dustin Pedroia |
| 4 | Chris Duncan | Édgar Rentería |
| 5 | Curtis Granderson | Kenji Johjima |
| 6 | Emil Brown | Kevin Youkilis |
| 7 | Josh Willingham | Mark Teahen |
| 8 | Julio Lugo | Melky Cabrera |
| 9 | Justin Upton | Paul Lo Duca |
| 10 | Manny Ramírez | Richie Sexson |
| 11 | Mark Reynolds | Tadahito Iguchi |
| 12 | Pedro Feliz | Torii Hunter |
| 13 | Robinson Canó | Willy Taveras |
| 14 | Stephen Drew | Hank Blalock |
| 15 | Todd Helton | |
| Pitchers | ||
| 1 | Aaron Cook | Chien-Ming Wang |
| 2 | Cliff Lee | Dan Haren |
| 3 | Jeremy Bonderman | Jason Isringhausen |
| 4 | Jesse Carlson | Javier Vázquez |
| 5 | Phil Hughes | Josh Beckett |
| 6 | Roy Oswalt | Ted Lilly |
| 7 | Scott Olsen | Tom Glavine |
| 8 | Takashi Saito | Tom Gorzelanny |
| 9 | Todd Wellemeyer | Tony Peña |
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| DL | Jake Westbrook | Keith Foulke |
| DL | Rafael Soriano | John Smoltz |
