Yahoo! has some great headshots in its fantasy baseball player pool. Larger versions of many of these pictures can be found on mlb.com, but Selig has apparently decided to clean up a few of them (Adam Jones, I’m looking in your direction). Here are a few of the good ones:
Smile for the camera, and try not to let any of that massive lipper dribble out.
Pierre may have wisely changed his pic, but sooner or later Leonardo and Michelangelo are going to track him down.
Check out what happens when you sell Adam Jones, Ryan Wagner, and Jorge Sosa bad pot. You cut your hair and grow a dirty beard as a disguise. We’re on to your games, Swisher:
Filming has begun on a documentary about C.C. Sabathia’s 2007 Cy Young campaign, starring Forest Whittaker:
Double and triple chins, possibly separated at birth:
This should not look like the face of a noted Met killer:
When wearing a thong’s not enough of a slump buster, slap on a dirtstache:
If you’re being paid major league money, it’s OK to stop going to Supercuts:
That means you also don’t need to wear your hair in pigtails:
And perhaps the best of them all…………..
The never even good enough to be overrated uber-talented Mr. Gene Watson!