Where’sMyWieters going to have a hard time picking his keepers. Not because there are many choices, but because there are so few. Who would you choose out of this group?
- “Legendary”/future centerfielder/3rd best SS in NY
- .325 OBP wiz OF on the worst team in the AL East
- #~10 1B/concussbot real Canadian canadian
- one hit wonder from the north
- Prospect C aka “bust of the century”
- Constantly underachieving 3B on the worst team in baseball
- #1 pitcher from 2003 draft
- 15/30 OF with a .320 OBP
And those are the best 8 options. phew.
#1 Justin Morneau
Justin Morneau is wisely prepping for his career following his next concussion. What a pussy. I thought Canadian canadians were supposed to be tough. Closer investigation revealed his gf/wife/slampiece is not bad looking, so he is probably gay. wife
#2 Jose Bautista
Is this guy for real? What is with that beard. Here is a link to Jose Bautista’s player page
#3 Ryan Zimmerman
This looks a lot worse with Bautista already capable of filling the 3B spot. And he is about 1/2 as good. Oooooooo, defense. Whatever. Here is generally what I think of Ryan Zimmerman.
Huge dropoff after the top 3.
Pick the next three out of a hat and have fun finishing in 7th place:
Jones – 3 OF I would rather have? Carlos Lee, Jason Bay, Michael Bourn. Oh yeah, and they all suck.
Santana – will his arm fall off? 75% yes. And his team sucks. Terrible. F.
Jeter – ahahhhahahahhaaha
Wieters – invented AIDS
Victorino – see Jones, Adam, above, add some counting stats, subtract some talent.